If your pants could talk to others what do you think that they would say your day is like while you are wearing them? Would it be good or bad? The other day my favorite jeans decided that they could hold back no longer and spill the beans about one of their normal days. So with out further adieu here they go!

One thing that my owner does is figure out what the day has in store for her. If it is a day in the smelly room as she calls it (the oil and herbal room) then she puts me on. Sometimes I get really excited but then we enter the room. There is the ominous oils and scents that are used in making those concoctions that always end up all over my pant legs. We won't even talk about the powders and other liquids that are spilled on me. A lot of time she forgets to wear that thing she calls a work apron so guess what she wipes her hands all over me. These are the days that I really wish I was not her favorite pair of pants and would choose those snooty Dockers that she bestows the honor of going shopping or out on dates in. Boy, do they think they are something else. Looking down on me while I am in the wash basket. I don't feel to bad because when she feels like she needs to be comfy, guess who she picks? ME!

That is just one part of our day. The rest is sitting behind the computer working, working and more working. Errands and cleaning. I need a rest!

Now, that is a small part of what my pants would say. The rest would have to be censored as they get a little annoyed with me.

For you that haven't noticed this is about Dockers. I love the pants. They always look so nice. My sons live in theirs when they go to school or on dates. Like my son says, "the ladies like his rump in them".

There is also a great Dockers contest going on right now. The winner of the 30 second video will be announced on the Jay Leno show. A 30 second video that all you do is submit it on their site. Be an actor or the director but enter this contest to win!